Soft budgie supping southerner is driving home, using his mobile, when he crashes his BMW on the M25. The medics arrive and can see he’s injured from the large puddle of blood.
Southerner: ‘thank gawd you’re ere, I fink I’m injured Guv’
Medic: ‘We’ll soon get you’ll sorted me owd mucka, but first I just need to find out where you’re bleeding from’
Southerner: ‘Romford’
I’m off for a knees up now and a good old sing-song round the old joanna! Now, where’s my spoons