Caption Competition No. 2

[Dave Dowson]

You WILL take this worming tablet if its the last thing you do

 

[Dave Johnson]

.....and the cat did get the cream.......

 

[Joe Foxall]

Don't do that it does'nt look good.

 

[David OLoughlin]

The Blue Planet are proud to have identified a new species along with the 'Hairy Angler', the amazing 'Knob Fish'.

 

[John Harris]

i got it out, now can i get it back in.

 

[Kevan Farmer]

I'm sure it was Graham's turn to put the cat out...

 

[Peter Morton]

What the hell is that Graham doing to my baby in the digital diary??????????

 

[Paul Kendall]

Someone call a doctor I think I broke my c*@ck !

or

Catfish - "Oh Oh, bend me some more you bad bad man"

 

[Paul Kendall]

Headline in the angling times

"Angler finds new use for catflaps"

 

[Andy Blessett]

Honest, we'll be purr...fect together!

 

[Nigel Berry]

JUST MY LUCK. I GO FISHING TO GET AWAY FROM THE MOTHER IN LAW AND I CATCH SOMETHING THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE HER.

 

[John Walker]

oiy, givus me bucket back i need it more than you!

 

[Malcolm Bason]

Well, that's Rik's fish sorted out - now to get the chips!!!

 

[paul clarke]

i knew i shouldn't have taken that viagra "before" i went fishing !!

 

[Geoff Porter]

Right, that's got the bait on the hook.... now... how do I cast this bloody thing?

 

[Alan Stubbs]

No Dear, It is not a banana in my pocket.
Yes dear, I am pleased to see you.
Now can I go fishing!

 

[Murray Rogers]

"Single worm!!!, you'r having a laugh"
"Pussy my size needs a whole bunch"

 

[Colin Hills]

the guy in thr pic thinks its a wheel and not a fish

 

[Bob Carpenter]

Is this what my sex therapist meant when he told me to get my hands on a wet pussy.

 

[Dave Dowson]

You must be the thickest genie ever. Last time I asked for a 12 inch penis and you sent me a midget playing a piano now you sent me this thing when I asked for a wet pussy