Caption Competition No. 2

[David OLoughlin]

10 more days! I'll never be able to hold it that long!

 

[Dave Burr]

What do you mean 'am I trying to get my balls in as well?' I'm trying to get them out!

 

[Keith Grimwade]

Caption Contest--This has got to be the slipperyist pussy ive ever had !

 

[Colin Downes]

Quick get the jam jar!

 

[Paul Kendall]

Catfish <you are NOT putting THAT in THERE>

 

[Paul Kendall]

New water has strict catch and relieve policy

 

[Paul Kendall]

Bend me, shake me, any way you want me

 

[Paul Kendall]

Angler - Do you use contraception ?

Catfish - Yes - Coil

 

[Paul Kendall]

Damn - these new style condoms take some putting on

 

[Bob .Car]

Angler: Last time I saw something this ugly was the mother in law.

Catfish: I am your mother in law.

 

[Sean Spokes]

Doctor it started as a pimple on my penis.


or

This is the closest i've come to a pussy since "coming out of the closet"

 

[Sean Spokes]

This new "catfish rod" has got one hell of a test curve!!!

 

[David Tovey]

No we can`t do it again !! back you go.

 

[Dave Burr]

Right, who was it said there's not enough room to swing a cat

 

[David OLoughlin]

Is this a 'silurus glanis' or a 'siliars with a big glans'?

 

[Gerry Largue]

this little kitty went to market this big cat stayed on the bank

 

[Bob .Car]

Quick someone ring Graham and tell him that I want to register a record for a genetically modified tad-pole

 

[Bob .Car]

Its days like this that make me wish that I had been born a proper cat and not this creature.

 

[Bob .Car]

Can someone tell this brute that I dont want my belly tickled Iam not that type of cat.

 

[Andrew Brown]

Now I've got you I'll release you into the Themes so that kid can catch you.