lets have a joke, calm it all down eh, you'll like this......
There was a priest walking down by the river one day when a fisherman spotted him and invited him to fish with him for a while, the priest excepts.
30 minutes later the priest catches a huge fish and pulls it on the the side of the river, the fisherman overwelmed with the priest's catch says " Jesus thats a big F***er".
The priests being a man of the cloth tells the fisherman off for using such foul language but the fisherman being a quick thinking bloke explains that the fish is actually called a F***er, the priest apologises for going off at the fisherman.
Not long after the priest bids farewell to the fisherman and takes his fish back to the monastry where he see's the Bishop.
"Hey Bishop look at this big F***er I caught", the Bishop yelled at the priest for useing such foul language, the priest explained that the fish was called a F***er.
The Bishop apologises and says "well how about I go clean the F***er".
After cleaning the fish the Bishop runs into the Mother superior, "look at this big F***er the priest caught", the mother superior looked shocked and yelled at the Bishop for using such foul language in a place of worship, the Bishop then explained that the fish was called a F***er, the mother superior apologises and says " how about I go cook the F***er".
Well, that night the Pope, allmighty leader of the Catholic religeon comes around for dinner.
There seated at the table when the mother superior brings in the fish on a plate and places it on the table.
The priest with a big smile on his face says " I caught that F***er " then the Bishop says "and I cleaned the F***er" then the Mother superior says " and I cooked the F***er".
The Pope stares at them with a steely gaze then all of a sudden drops a massive fart, kicks off his slippers and puts his feet on the table, sculls a straight shot of whiskey and lights up a cigar then says "hey do you know you c***s are all right".
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