Chavs gold Valley

[Graham Whatmore]

There seems to be a helluva lot of fuss and palaver about fishing a ruddy carp puddle, it strikes me that if you know how to fish you can adapt to any lake, anywhere, all this nonsense about tactics indicates a lack of match fishing experience if you ask me.

Takes tongue out of cheek and asks, Mr Wintle how do you propose fishing a porcupine quill in conjunction with the pole and what happened to the gentles approach?

 

[Wendy Perry 2]

I don't match fish though Graham it's all for pleasure

 

[Mark Wintle]

Graham,
Porcupine is for the rod; pole is crowquill & gentles.

I was looking at a lovely Sowerbutts 20ft pole Saturday, immaculate!

 

[paul williams 2]

Wol's got a Sourbutt!

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

So has Barney ......

 

[Neil Maidment]

Well, Keef didn't turn up! He's not very reliable!!

Had Middle Lake to myself today, fished 10:30 - 3.30. Strong winds and heavy rain but very mild 50f+

Roach, Perch, Skimmers and Hybrids. Topped up by 10 Carp between 3lb and 8lb and 4 proper Bream to 5lb.

Luvly jubbly.

 

[GrahamM]

Bluddy Chav's thread- desperate or what!

 

[njb51]

How's that ASBO, Graham?

 

[Neil Maidment]

Wol is right. The big perch went on a spree yesterday. Will R. had a good net with fish up to 2.5lb. Not sure which method, maybe chopped worm?

Didn't show up for me today though, at least not the big ones.

 

[Wendy Perry 2]

Mr mars bar get out of my thread now!!!!

Neil keith emailed me and said he was going shopping to tesco hahahaha

 

[Wendy Perry 2]

i think Will R needs a jar of pheromones!

 

[Steve Spiller]

Wend, can you share some of YOUR pheromones with all the Chavs on the day please, we will definately whoop some butt then ;-)

 

[Wendy Perry 2]

Ste i'll pass some round to the chavs on the day mate don't you worry!

 

[Fred Bonney]

Take your waterproofs then boys ;o)

 

[Wendy Perry 2]

hahahah fred them pheromones work wonders ya know

 

[Graham Whatmore]

Sharing female pheromones amongst the team is definitely not allowed, see NFA match rule 264 Appendix 6 line (b). Apart from anything else they will probably pollute the lake and they take ages to get on the hook anyway! Pheromones are a definite no no.

 

[GrahamM]

Don't worry about it Graham, Ed's coming along as an observer and tackle carrier so we'll have our own share of female pheromones.

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

I'll be checking all females and hooks for pheromones ....

 

[Graham Whatmore]

Well done Mon Capitan, will you be doing a thorough female body search Ed, they store these pheromones in the most inlikely places I have heard!

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

So I've heard --

I might need rubber gloves and a snorkel .....