"Malcolm, you win, ok ok I owe you a tenner. I said little Michael would bite within the hour and you said two. A fair bet and a fair win!"
There we are you see Stu, I said he'd have to be a good boy and do his homework first, then of course wash up for mummy, and then if he's really good and washed behind his ears, he would be allowed time on Daddy's computer!
So I knew it would have to take a couple of hours!