"Blimey Matt, You are nearly as bad as Mr Jacobs, "
NOWHERE NEAR! Mr Jacobs has much more than that in his pantry ready to take fishing at a moment's notice. You're forgetting about the outhouse stock, the garage stock, and the warehouse stock, Graham. Not to mention what's scattered around the bedrooms, dining room and living room.
Can't remember, didn't he keep some antique stuff in the bathroom too?
Oh and he doesn't tell people about his safety deposit box where he keeps his collection of rare Hardy Perfection reels.