Dear Kevin,
I never asked, but would you be interested in advertising in ?Barbel and Kung Fu Monthly? ?
We do cover areas such as self defence, also ?traditional projectile weapons of the ninja? we ran an article along side this with a test comparison using the modern day barbel protagonists long range weapon of choice ?the whopper dropper?.
I do recall seeing a picture of ?The Don? himself (Mr Granville Marzdon) in a classical ?whopper dropper stance? somewhere on the site recently!?very impressive it was too!
It is very important to move with the times, and I feel giving the readership of my publication access to the products your company provides will help increase our readership to perhaps include some more minority angling groups, who like the barble lads not only like to catch a few, but enjoy the odd barrage and punch up!
I had a letter recently from a young lad who belonged to the
?Grewlthorpe Herman Goering Shock Carp Pole fishing Club? who wanted to buy a decent half track viecle to carry the lads and all their kit to the pegs!
He did say that later in the year they planned an assault on a lake in France, but I have warned him that rolling off a ferry in this mode of transport wearing camo gear may not endear them to the French public and could result in mass panic!
If your company could by chance get hold of a load of surplus heavy mortars, I know a few carp lads who would be interested, as possibly they could spod the lake before fishing from the comfort of there own back gardens half a mile away before setting off, this would also come in handy fro pre-baiting I am sure.
Best regards, Derrick Deanos.
