you`d be surprised Bob, mind you a bluddi hate weddings, be glad to get these over today mate, false smile all day, same jokes, same old shit (come on misses or its the last bluddi wedding of hers you`ll get invited to), (right guys all the tall ones to the back and the little fat ones to the front), (right ladies, big smile now, after three I want you all to shout "Kitchen Sink"), (come on luv hurry up, its costing them a bludi fortune this lot), (has Auntie Agnes gone for another squirt?)