Kryston Caption Competition

[Murray Rogers]

GARY: "Eddie, I promise, If you can stop the charcoal monkey from posting, you can have my soul".

 

[IAN HOBKIRK]

you can stop blowing my burnt finger now the smokes coming out of my arse.

 

[Glenn Childs]

Too late,The handsome Prince realised he had kissed a Toad instead of a Frog!.

 

[Dave Slater]

He should have gone to specsavers !

 

[Dave Rothery]

well, she's better looking than anne robinson......

 

[Ozz Buchan]

"I said kiss my ringpeice..not my ring finger"

 

[Mark Watson]

Glastonbury was not as well attended this year !

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

Guy in black top in background:

"I know I had my wedding ring on when I was in the que for that guess your bait chap, but I'm f***ed if I can find it now."

Gary:

"Hah, a few more of these rings an' I'll mould a set just like Beckham and Marsden have got."

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

After the Spicy chicken wings from the BBQ, Gary thought he'd try smoking Eddie, since his ar** was already on fire.....Gary had always wanted to try some good sh1t.

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

Eddie:
"so Gary, that's how a barbel eats it's food from the river bed is it?.....it tickles"

 

[lee gregory]

the closest he was getting to a fish was a quick sniff...

or


others looked on in amazement as a quick kiss sealed the best peg!

 

[Darren Russell]

TWO YEARS HE HAD WAITED TO ENTER HIS FRIENDS TACKLE BOX.ERR###

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

I Yaba daba doo Barney uhehehe.

 

[jason ellis]

I hope thats bream slim on your fingers love

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

Gary got the munchies early and couldn't wait for the barbie.

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

Oi Eddie, the sign says Do Not feed the animals.

 

[jason ellis]

Where you had these fingers, I hope thats fish meal I can smell

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

Gary drew the short straw for being the finger bowl yet again.

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

Gary gives his inflatable cady a few final puffs before heading off to his swim.

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

"One doesnt lick ones own fingers"