Oh well. Old Esther Rantzen must have been a right fool then for pulling off many a stunt in her EVENING programme. Gags like the Lirpa Loof at the zoo and the old English sheepdog that liked to driver the family mini.
In France National Fish Day lasts all day, as far as I know. Seems you kids made up your own rules simply because you didn't like getting caught out.
It's a poity it's the close season because one stunt I always wanted to do was to put a notice on the farmers gate to a nice stretch of the Thames that was popular with walkers and picnickers. Notice to read 'This field has now been designated a naturists area and the public are therefore asked to either remove all of their clothing or keep out. Thank you.'
I'd just like to have been on the other side of the gate enforcing the rule.
