Lotil Caption Competition

[Rob Falconer]

If the photographer expectsus to kiss, thank goodness they weren't mating when we caught them

 

[Rob Falconer]

Fish and lips!

 

[Rob Falconer]

Ted and Crispin show how to cut a fish down the middle and open it out for the barbecue

 

[Shrek]

On the back of "The Emporers New Clothes" their biggest barbel had to be held in their mouths as their hands were full.

 

[Shrek]

"Hello, I'm Julian and this is my friend Sandy"

 

[Janet (AT)]

Going back in time a bit, but here goes....

"Now hands that do fishes can be soft as your face....."

 

[Brian(Badger) Brocklehurst]

We are going to have to do something about the hormones getting into the river systems. It is beginning to affect the anglers as well

 

[Yacko]

" Right that's done, there heads are well and trully glued together, now we should be able to break the barbel record with congenitally connected twins!"

 

[Cakey]

 

[Cakey]

well that nearly worked !

 

[Cakey]

oh its ok if you click on it !

 

[Gary Knowles]

OK Graham, smear the lotil on the barbel and lets get ready to insert them......

(Ican see the moderator deleting this one!!!!)

 

[The Monk, Joined 2002]

I`m with this idiot!/forum/smilies/smile_smiley.gif

 

[ken wilkinson]

"If this is what happens when we eat to manyfishfingers,we`d better stop eating the Cod Balls straight away."

 

[Mithrandir]

One barbel to the other,

"Do you think we should suggest they use Lotil in future, that Fairy Lquid is having strange side effects on them."

 

[Yacko]

” I don’t mind the Klinik smeared around my mouth or the Lotil on my belly, but I pray they put us back before they find the KY jelly”

Now send that Lotil cream down south, us southern softies need thou know

 

[Murray Rogers]

Ted and Crispin show how to cut a fish down the middle and open it out for the barbecue

If the above by Rob don't win i'm a monkeys uncle! , Brill mate.

 

[Graham Marsden (ACA)]

<u>THIS COMPETITION CLOSED ON SUNDAY MIDNIGHT, 18TH NOVEMBER 2007</u>

 

[Graham Marsden (ACA)]

Winners announced here

 

[Bob "chubber"Lancaster (ACA)]

well i think one barbel to the other ( eh up were in quere street now lad) too late i know .