Come and try the Swale Wol. 4x4 access is poor - do southern softies still use those 2 dangly bits at the bottom of their bodies? We call it walking up here. /forum/smilies/smile_smiley.gif
Right then...here is the plan.....We get "Wally" up here on the pretence that just like down Sarf, you can pay a young chap to stagger to your swim for you with mountains of tackle (all the Southerners have stacks of all the latest gear I can tell you!).
Then, we take him out to the most godforsaken stretch of the Swale, few bottles of champaign down his neck (they all drink GALLONS of this stuff I can tell you)...then when he is really ****erd, tie him up with duck tape, sell his tackle on Ebay, and make him trot off back down the M1 to the "promised land" in nothing but his Homer Simpson Y-Fronts!
Young Wally needs to experience a bit of real life, I might get me mam to knock him about a bit, and nick the money from his his purse!