Ain't no fishin in our park, innit, so da posse all decided a early night would be kool. I was avvin me first coffee, gettin me edd roun da bike ride to work, an anging wid da doods on this site. It's like time travle, innit. Evrybody rakkin there branes to say summink integi intille f*kkit smart wen theys nacked,after a nite on da tahn, an me sweeping in like a timelord an skimmin da cream by dawn's early light.
Oops, my idiom just slipped.
Look, some of us boring old farts have jobs to go to!!