The book has arrived.... so list it quickly before i give into temptation and it gets dog-eared !
Sadly not autographed by the perpetrators, as sent from the publishers direct and not via the Marsbar's stubby chipolata digits or the Winsome's long and string bean like piano virtuoso's speed record knot tying equivalents.....
So get about your marketing my man - and pm me your address so I can send you the surprise raid by the tax men you so richly deserve. Sorry, I meant so I can send you the book...... yes, that's what I meant, honestly. Would I lie ? Unless being paid to do so.... ?