Welcome back 2 Bobs

[GrahamM]

The removal of Bob's articles: me and Bob had a dispute over something. Bob demanded that some of his articles be removed. I wasn't sure which ones and therefore removed them all.

 

[GrahamM]

Which was at a time when certain people who pop up on here only at those times when there is a barbel controversy, were saying that my editorship was biased in favour of Bob.

 

[Tony Rocca]

Which it was at one time. )

 

[honslow]

'Ere we go again. Hard hat on lads, fix bayonets. On the whistle, climb the ladder and run at all the machine guns!

 

[pons]

I think we can leave that between Bob and Graham to sort out,and as Graham runs the site,and is a paid official,elected by his bosses,he will answer to them,not us.

We dont pay for the priveledge of airing our views on here,and in fairness Grahams moderation is very tolerant.

Meanwhile I wait with baited breath(yawn ,yawn)the outcome of the latest get together of the "Committee",at sunny Upton on Severn.
As there is an xmas bash after,dont expect any radicalisation of the subjects present,Abu Hamza will no doubt be still ranting in the back room,with other senior clerics aplying the three line whip.
Till then lets go fishing.
I am off to the Ouse for a big Stripey if I am lucky.
Pons.

 

[Graham Elliott 1]

Baz. I liked that. Can I hear the other one please.

I'm planning to have a lot of friends for Xmas and would welcome some more jokes in between playing BUZZ (pop music) drinking and eating.

Goodwill to all Men.

Graham

 

[GrahamM]

You don't need your hard hat Greg, some things are worth answering, other things I'll leave to the judgement of the majority.

 

[EC]

I know a great loaf of bread joke Graham.

 

[Titus]

Baz,

I?ve always liked that one.
It proves the point that the oldies are the best.
If you substitute doughnuts for mince pies you can tell it all year round.


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[Graham Elliott 1]

I'll have a slice of that one then please.

Graham

 

[EC]

Thank you Graham, Today I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread, but when I looked again I realised it said 'THICK CUT'

Hope I didnt build that up too much!

takes bow

 

[Bob Roberts]

Graham's right, Tony's wrong.

Oooooohhhh, how I loved saying that!

Graham and I disagreed over whether something I'd written should be posted on the site. Editors perogative ruled.

Author cries, 'without the closing statement I'm hung out to dry so take the lot off!'

Editor says, 'do you know how much work that involves?'

Author says, 'yep, tough!'

Editor thinks, 'what a t***!'

Mexican stand off for a while. Gives author time to realise some folk aren't worthy of the time it takes to argue with them (not Graham he hastens to add) and chooses to post only when the subject matter really warrants intervention.

Spends six months trying to find something worth getting heated over and fails to find that spark until drawn into the latest controversy.

Just felt cetain things had to be said with the Paul Owens business. I didn't rush in because I felt the people involved might have been able to come to some kind of compromise if they were given space. Three weeks was about long enough, I thought.

Far as I'm aware, Graham and I haven't fallen out. We simply disagreed over the importance of something.

Bit like if Tony was doused in petrol and I had a box of matches. Tony would think it important that I didn't strike one whereas I might see it differently.

It's all about where you stand in these matters.

But thanks guys, appreciate your sentiments.

 

[EC]

Speaking of petrol........I witnessed a near horrific event today!

 

[Graham Elliott 1]

Eddie. That wasn't a nice one.

Graham

 

[EC]

Sorry mate!

No offence meant, its always a good one when in a supermarket with a mate!

 

[Scouser]

Good joke Baz........what about this one......I read in the paper a few days ago, a guy purchased some viagra and when he got home he wanted to impress his missus, but when he swallowed the tablets he got them stuck in his throat, his missus was waiting for some action in the bedroom (all dressed up ) he comes in an says "sorry love, ive gotta STIFF neck"!
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[BAZ (Angel of the North)]

Sorry for this but by public demand.
<u>The Other Joke.</u>

While all your guests are milling about and enjoying themselves. Yor wife has just laid the dinner table. You call all the guests in and make the announcement -;

Ladies and gentlemen, I will now shag the turkey.

 

[Phil Hackett The ostrich pie hater]

Love it 2 Bobs!
You are OK with 2 Bobs arn't you?
Or would you prefere Mr Robert Roberts?

Oh you lot if you want to tell jokes, I suggest you go in jerky movements to the jokes thead in baitbox.

This thread was stated as sycophantic welcome back thread for 2 Bobs!

 

[Nigel Connor(ACA ,SAA)]

Bob, any chance of some stuff from you on actual techniques etc?I am sure that would be appreciated by many.

 

[John Ledger (ACA)]

Is that on how to get free bait Nigel