Will it be

[Clive Evans]

Phil, are you serious. Ron's about as diplomatic as an elephant in must(h). Cant really see Ron going up to a lady elephant and saying "Excuse me, Ma'am, its that time of year again. Can I sniff your bum, please?"
Ron, how about ''The Clay Pigeon'' you're always getting shot down for your views anyway!!

 

[Terry Comerford]

The Southern Belle.
Or is that a bite alarm?

 

[david parker]

What was the name of Quint's boat in Jaws? The Orca?

 

[GrahamM]

'The Southern Comfort'

 

[Malcolm Smith]

The night carp anglers now have an unhooking mat and a bed to sleep on.
You could say a two in one, and thats how carp anglers like it.

 

[Fred Bonney]

Ron's boat name.
Bed & Breakfast ?5with black pudding!)

 

[Gerry Castles]

How about 'Long Streak'