April 2014 Caption Competition

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The very first annual Spot The Squat competition gets off to a tense start...
 

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I told you the wedding ring you bought me was too large darling!

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Now where was that maggot with a fish's name on it?
 
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Hey fellas you're wasting your time.

Forget it, you won't spot the additive... It's the Crabtree & Son version.
 

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It's kind of like the Wheel of Fortune......I put my hand in and if I choose a white maggot they get a week's ban, if it's red it's for life.......:eek:mg:

If anything happens to me......:eek:
 

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Special needs unit launches scheme for unemployed bus conductors

Still keeps them off the streets doesn't it.

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Wow stoned carpers guess who is difficult , which is the one with the beard and the glasses ? Got any Mars Bars ?

i think I hear a bite alarm.

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i definitely saw a big cat in there , keep checking it may be hiding.

( no offense Mark :) )

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I don't care its my pet and I'm resvuing him , c'mere boy ...
 

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Twenty five thousand and eight - twenty five thousand and nine :w- twenty five thousand and ??? :eek::eek:mg: One - two - three - four...............
 
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A superb before and after demonstration of what can be achieved by combining the common kitchen pinafore with a bit of real tree camo...

Hang on is that an egg whisk under there?
 

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The watering eyes and the increasing heat around their genitals made the lads realise that they had seriously overdone the chili powder!
 

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"I told you we should've set off to the match earlier... Knew they would've run out of reds by the time we got here and now we've got to sort through these 20 pints of mixed.... 2457, 2458, 2459..."
 
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