Just the stuff you're asking on here Baz.
Unfortunately Des doesn't spend his entire life on the net, but as lots of anglers know, he's always got time to answer any questions.
I'll email you the details.
So one of my questions will be -;
Terry Comerford wants to know if Matt Hayes is a much better angler than yourself now that you are past your sell by date.
Deano, I can tell you on good authority, that Carol wears neither Bra or Knickers while doing Countdown, all in an effort to keep cool under the studio lights, furthermore, she has a fan blowing up her skirt, auditions are currently under way for the next series, so if you are a genuine fan, and, would like the opportunity to blow up Carols skirt, email me !!!.
And also, there is only one way that the Des and Matt question can be answered!
Line the beers up on the bar and let em get on with it!
Three very expensive Barbel rods (those Greys ones are good aren?t they lads!)
could be used to tempt them into competition!
HANG ON A MINUTE!?1 2 3..that would leave a spare rod!
It was my idea so I should have it!
Dear Mr Manson,
Please send the three rods to me in the morning, and I shall contact the anglers on your behalf.
Ps if you have a couple of those ?400 shimano reels in the garage doing nowt can you also put them in with the rods.
I have one thing against all TV celebrity anglers.
They all keep fish gasping out of the water for far too long, IMHO.
Wilson is the worst. After at least 5 minutes of inane giggling he always says "Let's put it straight back". For God's sake, don't these twerps see what a disservice they give to angling? Imagine a lay person switching on to a fishing prog for the first time. All they see is a complete moron being cruel. More fuel for the antis, methinks.
I've only met two celebrity anglers that I admired.....dear old Jack Hargreaves and the great JG>