Now you lads, lets form an orderly line regarding trying to squeeze blood out of a stone (or ?hoodwink Granville? into parting with one of the many HUNDREDS of rods he has been hording, waiting for the price of carbon to shoot through the roof so he can add to his vast fortune).
I can definitely attribute my low catch rate to not having the top of the range tackle, I can only fish at night so that other anglers wont see that I am not using a very expensive barbel rod you see. I am very poor with many illegitimate children to support, I also have to spend vast amounts of money on my ?pie addiction? lads.
So you can see how heartless old Shylock Marzding is being in not coughing up a top bit of kit for me cant you lads.
People are starving in Africa Mr Marzdin?if you care about this, and global warming, (which I shall blame you for?in public?on this site) then get one off to me today, before the price of carbon goes up anymore!
Now I shall eat a big pie?and wait for the postman to arrive?again!