Outthere Caption Competition

[Rob Falconer]

He's so small I'll probably throw him back, thought the roach

 

[Rob Falconer]

Fellow-fishermen were unimpressed with Fred's ventriloquist act

 

[Rob Falconer]

'Course, it'll look bigger if I ask Lesley Ash to borrow some of her collagen

 

[Dave Rothery]

He's so small he'll probably throw him back, thought the roach and pike

 

[Ray Williams]

Brilliant, now I've caught I can go home - only question is, which shall I cook?

 

[Murray Rogers]

The Ganga man was gutted that such a little critter could black his eye and bite off his thumbs!

 

[Murray Rogers]

Due to circumstances beyond our control, this weeks Angling Times write up on ' Monsters of the deep' has been cancelled.

 

[Rob Falconer]

I'd better phone up Rent-a-Dwarf for someone to hold the fish for the photograph

 

[Murray Rogers]

He knew in his heart that the big ones were further out!!!!!!!But what can you do when you've only got half a boat?

 

[Wag]

I ordered a large pork and rice - not a small pike and roach.

 

[Wag]

This season I'm concentrating on twenties, thirties and forties, but I was hoping for pounds, not grams.

 

[Dave Rothery]

gary abley demonstrates the "levitating roach" trick using his magic pike

 

[Dave Rothery]

.......if you can call it a pike!

 

[john boorer]

I keep telling my wife 'size does'nt matter'.

 

[Dave Silvers]

It's either a Poach or a Rike, said Gary to the records commitee.

 

[Danny Lancaster]

"The Outthere holiday sites (www.outtherefishing.co.uk) offer everything for the family and, of course, SOME GREAT FISHING FOR THE ANGLER in the family, either on site or in the region."

Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you the face of Outthere Holidays 2003

 

[Danny Lancaster]

Andy's Angling returns to our screens - In this episode Andy catches "a monster pike" while his son dangles a roach in his face waiting for it to be unhooked.

 

[Chris Brown]

Garys ambition too catch a 20lb + Pike had taken an unexpected turn and
with the phrase ‘bigger baits bigger fish’ running through his head Gary wondered where on earth he’d find a 25lb roach.

 

[Chris Brown]

Jack the Nipper has been caught and sentenced to being hung on a line until eaten.

 

[Dave Rothery]

Now go off and find your daddy.......