The Fishrite Christmas Caption Competition

[fatbloke]

One whiff of something fishy and you have to stick your tongue in it.

 

[Terry Golding]

No, kiss it with passion, use your tongue like this..

 

[terri cairns]

I tell you Rex Hunt uses more tongue...

 

[stuart palfrey]

You promise,if i kiss it i will turn into Matt Hayes.?..

 

[The Roller]

Come on Graham me next! Me next!

 

[Roy Stevenson]

Graham failed to realise that this was the fabled BABELFISH and, had he stuck it in his ear, he would have been able to have a sensible conversation with the alien stood next to him!
(with apologies to the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy)

 

[Murray Rogers]

Whats the difference between a Yorkshire Barbel and a Bedfordshire Barbel?



In Bedfordshire it's the anglers that get the abuse!!!!!!

 

[Murray Rogers]

The worlds biggest Dragon Fly is witness to naughty going ons in Yorkshire!!

 

[worrom]

I NO HE IS UGLY,BUT THE ONLY THING WE HAVE IN COMMON IS OUR LOVE OF FISH-ING

 

[Andy Meads]

Dear MS Ballard " I know the RSPCA are against fishing" but if I kiss you and change you back to your old self ? "

 

[Alan Stubbs]

Well this is how Rex Hunt does it!

 

[Gary Blackwell]

Now, I may of fought to the point of death, you can give me oxygen mate, but as for the "kiss of life", you can stick it !!.

 

[Gary Blackwell]

CHRIST, look at what that barbel as just chucked up....

 

[tony harris 2]

Barbel says
I don't care if it is bait your are not outiing your boilies in my mouth!

 

[NT]

Reg Holdsworth ponders what his life has sunk to since his departure from Coronation street.

 

[Chris Pearson]

Are you absolutely sure barbel have got a G spot?

 

[PAUL DRAPER 2]

'Good lord' what a ugly specimen
Now if you would be so good as to put me back in the water

 

[Murray Rogers]

It said in the book, "Treat your Barbel with the utmost respect", unfortunately only one of them had read it.

 

[Murray Rogers]

Just a few more puffs and it should look like a double.

 

[Murray Rogers]

Ir was an expensive boilie and Graham wanted it back!