The Fishrite Christmas Caption Competition

[Wurzel]

"Careful Graham, i got the wrong hole when i tried."

 

[Wurzel]

"you look great, where did you get your outfit?"

 

[Wurzel]

"Graham Marsden of fishing magic reluctantly accepts the short straw."

 

[Biddy]

I DON't fancy yours mate, what the hell are they putting in the water these days

 

[Wurzel]

"Does he know i'm a bloke!"

 

[chavender]

my caption is this

"if its good enougth for rex hunt , then its good enougth for me"

 

[carole robson]

no.. french kissing is like this...

 

[Andy Stafford]

Angler holding barbel, "The water must be cold, this poor barbel is bloody freezing."
Graham, "Hold it still and I'll warm it up."

 

[Andy Stafford]

Following Bob James's sudden disappearance, Graham leaves no stone unturned in his quest to find him.

 

[Biddy]

I thought all those stories in the Readers Wives section of Forum were made up! now I'm in one

 

[Biddy]

It's worse than it looks! You can't see what he's doing with his hands....

 

[Biddy]

You're supposed to kiss the Blarney Stone. NOT the Barble STONED..

 

[Ryan "Ribblecraft" Turner]

(whispered, Attenborough style)-"here we have a pair of English River Monkeys potty training a barbel."

 

[franksleads]

well you little fish now you can go back and become a 20 pounder kiss! kiss! and farwell

 

[Phil Hackett 2]

God! Is that what humans look like? And I thought chub were ugly!

 

[Tenchead]

This is the nearest im gonna get to some fishy lips at my age!!

 

[Fred Bonney]

I'd rather kiss the whiskery one than risk your tongue mate,at least I know where she's been!!

 

[Robbie Cragg]

Now Graham, for this bushtucker trial you only have to eat one barbel and then sit on my tongue.

 

[Mark schoultz]

Damn!!!!!! thats a scary face "can i go back in the river now please"

 

[Mark schoultz]

"Give it a bit tongue like i did she likes it "