Woops I didn't mean to say Man with beard please change as below (too much Xmas spirit I think)
Graham:- If I kiss this Barbel it will cure my cold sore, then I'll catch an eel and cure my piles.
Man with balacava:- You wont catch an Eel this time of the year, try my oral remedy, I'll just cool my tongue down.
Graham:- Don't trouble yourself, a small roach is a good alternative