''The most hackneyed angling sayings''.

[flightliner]

I dont understand what anybody sees in fishing.
(Good, one less to bother me on the bankside)

 

[Graham Elliott 1]

Do you eat them?

 

[peter crabtree]

Fishing "positive."
Fishing "negative."
Down the track.

What's wrong with 'down the track?'

 

[Ray Daywalker Clarke]

There was a fish kill here last week, nothing left in the place mate.

Well whats that 25lb of fish doing in my net then mg:

Harry in the corner swim has a secret bait, that rips this place apart

You been here long, after they have just seen you turn up and get out the motor.

This swims a banker mate, says the man dressed in Camo, that stands out like Ken Dodd between the Beverly Sisters.

 

[soft plastic]

What's wrong with 'down the track?'

What's wrong with down the middle? Last time I went down the track I lost a fortune on the dog in trap 3.

 

[cassey]

There’s a bloody big ole down there.
Farmer lost an oss an cart in it,
They lost an engine down there when digging the pit.
Eels as thick as yer arm.

 

[swizzle]

Made or making contact with a fish makes me grind my teeth.

 

[john step]

Hemps banned here mate cos it drugs the fish.

 

[thecrow]

Theres a massive pike in here that nobody can catch.

 

[barbelboi]

'He's just trying to be friendly' as the soaking wet Old English Sheepdog leaps all over you and and your gear goes flying into the river after an hour and a half of pre-baiting prior to casting a line. 'Still, good job you haven't started fishing yet mate'.....................

 

[peterjg]

My own favourites are:

Any second now!

And

I've got a whopper!

 

[binka]

Can't buy a bite, must be a big pike lying down there

 

[Ray Daywalker Clarke]

Can't buy a bite, must be a big pike lying down there

Then buy some dead bait, instead of a bite :wh

 

[slaphead]

"Don't they 'ang on"

 

[robtherake]

What a clonker!

 

[Derek Gibson]

The one that really does my pan in is, ''It's a big fish, It's a big fish, It's a big fish''.ad infinitum.

Or, ''It's not as big as I thought'', on TV fishing programmes.

 

[binka]

Perfection in miniature

 

[tigger]

It' to hot.

It's to sunny.

It's to cold.

Not cloudy enough.

Winds blowing in the wrong direction.

Pressures wrong.

Waters too clear.

Waters to murkey.

Not enough flow.

Too much flow.


.......lol, the list is endless!

 

[thecrow]

One you never hear is "i have caught nowt because I am bloody hopeless"

 

[john step]

Yes of course dear, I'd much rather take you shopping.