"Youtalkintome- or chewinabrick, la? - Idaway- it's badferyer teeth!"
See Dorset&Chub or Sumtime for translations from Scouse of this typical local greeting!
mg:
Eh softlad, pick yer window (the one you're leaving through)
If I didn't care about trees, I'd have your gob boarded up (please be quiet)
Diesel - Scouser out shopping. As in Diesel Do Nicely, Laaaa
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De face on her!! Like a slatehanger's nailbag (She is not conventionally beautiful)
De face on her!! Like a gasman's mac (miserable looking, not a comment on looks as such)
He's gorra an ead like a dzog (He's got a head like a dog) - (He's no matinee idol, is he?)