Application for the mad house

[Morespiders]

Theres another two hats gone missing, keep them on yer heads while Rons about.

 

[Ron 'The Hat' Clay (ACA)]

Fallen women mate!

The only fallen women you have ever been interested in are those laying on their backs!

 

[The Monk]

Oi, lets have it right mate


















on their fronts too!

 

[Morespiders]

Now, Now Ron lets keep it clean.Can you clear up the Hat issue, once and for all,did you or did you not steal Mr Walkers hat?.

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

It 'fell' into Rons rucksack 'by accident'

 

[The Bone Collector]

Ron posted it back because he is a gent, it was put back into place where it belonged....

















.....So I nicked it.

 

[Morespiders]

Cad.

 

[The Bone Collector]

Along with a badly stained nightshirt.

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

AND a certain diary/visitors book

 

[The Bone Collector]

On me grannys eyesight it wasn't me.


cough cough.

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

I know



cough cough

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

IF it wasn't you --How do you know there were sketches in it done by DCF ?

 

[The Bone Collector]

Ron told me..............I think it wus Ron.

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

But Ron hasn't seen you for years --and you keep missing each other at places you've both been like Chatsworth .

 

[The Bone Collector]

Graham told me........I think it wus Graham.

 

[GrahamM]

Wusn't me, I ain't never been in Walker's hut. Not never. Although I did have an open invitation to go any time I liked.

 

[Morespiders]

Well you would ,wouldnt you.

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

I never went to Walkers hut either (I wasn't that way inclined)



....I didn't have a long white nightshirt

 

[The Bone Collector]

More reclined........... ya old scally hippy.

 

[Ron 'The Hat' Clay (ACA)]

"Not Never!"

Double negative - two minuses make a plus when I did maths at school, that means old Marsbar DID visit the hut.