Graham Whatmore
Senior Member
Oxford radio this morning were asking all campsite owners to be aware of a group of perverted revellers believed to be planning a rave on a Friday/Saturday in late September. They advise that any campsite owners watching for these rowdy trouble makers that seeing them can be difficult due to the camouflage clothing they wear but their distinctive fishy smell will give their presence away long before they can be seen. The local police have been informed and they have advised all house owners to move their valuables to a bank for this period. Housewives are also advised not to leave washing out during this period and to lock away their daughters, farmers too are warned to keep a very wary eye on their sheep.