Not a big problem picking a winner this time. This entry from Jeff Sears did it for me:

Honest!! the clouds opened and this bloke with a long beard and cloak says “That’s the fishes sorted but you can sort the loaves out yourself for that bugger.”

Honourable mentions for:

Mark Williams with with: “No, the crock of gold’s over there. This ‘ere’s the old crock.”

And Colin Hutchinson with: “Roy Orbison was chuffed to bits with his first double!”

Jeff wins a week’s holiday for two in Portugal courtesy of ‘Fishing in Portugal’.

All the entries, including the winning entries, can be seen here: